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I just discovered Ryan Reynolds' MySpace. He's hot AND funny AND a geek. Swoon.
If you ever find yourself in a position to speak at a funeral, a great thing to not do while eulogizing a dead loved one, is to wipe away the tears, muster up a really brave look on your face, gaze off into the distance and say, "It's up to me now." This works especially unwell if you don't know the dead person in question, or any of the attending mourners, and just happened upon the buffet table in the reception lounge while looking for the pisser. Because while sometimes it may feel pretty darn nice to do a bit of public speaking after a free meal, it can also feel pretty horrible having the shit knocked out of you by a wildly unpredictable and surprisingly nimble granddaughter.
If you ever find yourself in a position to speak at a funeral, a great thing to not do while eulogizing a dead loved one, is to wipe away the tears, muster up a really brave look on your face, gaze off into the distance and say, "It's up to me now." This works especially unwell if you don't know the dead person in question, or any of the attending mourners, and just happened upon the buffet table in the reception lounge while looking for the pisser. Because while sometimes it may feel pretty darn nice to do a bit of public speaking after a free meal, it can also feel pretty horrible having the shit knocked out of you by a wildly unpredictable and surprisingly nimble granddaughter.
