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QotD: Make Me A Match

nobody@vox.com(Unmusic) — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 13:47:07 +0000

Have you ever played matchmaker? How did it go? Once. Accidentally. He had a roving eye, and she was too needy - and a real bitch, actually - once she landed him, she ignored me! It was all very boring, and came to a head one night when he s...

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Gasp! Swoon! etc.

nobody@vox.com(Unmusic) — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:13:45 +0000

I just discovered Ryan Reynolds' MySpace. He's hot AND funny AND a geek. Swoon. If you ever find yourself in a position to speak at a funeral, a great thing to not do while eulogizing a dead loved one, is to wipe away the tears, muster up a re...

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They broke my face

nobody@vox.com(Unmusic) — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:49:06 +0000

7 days ago I had surgery for a deviated septum and I am feeling uncommonly sorry for myself. This is partly due to the 1,000,001 horrific recovery stories I read on the internet beforehand. I mean, this sort of thing is going to put the fear of...

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How I learned to stop worrying and love Shakira

nobody@vox.com(Unmusic) — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:59:42 +0000

I like The Pixies. I like Boards of Canada. I like Pavement. And I like Shakira. I genuinely like a lot of her music, and think she's brave and funny and a bit odd. Some of my friends laugh at me for this. But they're often friends who use ...

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Metatwitter

nobody@vox.com(Unmusic) — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:39:33 +0000

My favourite Ask MetaFilter topics today: Long johns: Are you supposed to wear them accompanying underwear, or as underwear? When representing yourself in court, how do you call yourself as a witness?

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Hormonally yours...

nobody@vox.com(Unmusic) — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:37:15 +0000

Following on from earlier hormonally-charged epiphanies, I have documented my movie boyfriends - celebrity crushes - from the dawn of my burgeoning crushability (surprisingly early - 5?) in a set on Flickr. Yes, David Bowie in Labyrinth is amon...

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QotD: Chez Me

nobody@vox.com(Unmusic) — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:44:29 +0000

If you could open a restaurant, any kind you want, what would it look like and what's on the menu? Submitted by A is for Amy. I would open a cabaret restaurant. Dimly lit, little clusters of tables, a couple of small dance floors, and a stage. ...

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We are your friends

nobody@vox.com(Unmusic) — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:47:21 +0100

So I spent a sunny, lazy week in a luxury apartment in Spain 3 weeks ago and already it seems like some crazy, fading dream. While I was away, The Boyfriend had the flu and spent the week watching seasons 1-3 of Battlestar Galactica. This week,...

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Mishaps and mayhaps

nobody@vox.com(Unmusic) — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 20:27:17 +0100

I went to see The Boyfriend in hospital today. Upon laying eyes on him I was hit by an unexpected rush of love and protectiveness, and a kind of stupid pride that he was easily the youngest and most attractive man on his ward. I brought him flow...

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Update

nobody@vox.com(Unmusic) — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 00:00:15 +0100

The Boyfriend has just sent me a text message saying "ow". So I'm going to take a wild guess and say he's out of surgery. To bed, perchance to sleep!

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