QotD: Make Me A Match
Have you ever played matchmaker? How did it go?
Once. Accidentally. He had a roving eye, and she was too needy - and a real bitch, actually - once she landed him, she ignored me! It was all very boring, and came to a head one night when he showed up with another woman. And of course suddenly I was a shoulder to cry on for the next month. Which seriously impinged on my social life.
But then he's dead now, and she's in Kuala Lumpur. Let that be a lesson to all would be matchmakers out there.
